What is up with Jimmy Johnson?

July 23, 2010

Jimmy Johnson is one of the greatest football coaches in history, having seen tremendous success both in the college ranks with Oklahoma State and, more notably, the Miami Hurricanes, as well as winning back-to-back championships with the Dallas Cowboys.

He has since gone on to have a very successful post-football career as a studio analyst on FOX’s highly popular Sunday NFL coverage, sitting alongside fellow NFL legends Terry Bradshaw, Michael Strahan and Howie Long. He lives on a houseboat in Miami, and clearly has a life that most of us would envy.

Or, at least, so we would think.

I began to wonder about Johnson last year, when I was watching television and, all of a sudden, there he was, endorsing the male enhancement product, ExtenZe. For a man of Johnson’s stature, as well as his still high-profile public image, it seemed like such an odd thing for him to do.

But then I saw an Associated Press story yesterday about Johnson being on the next season of CBS’ long-running reality show, “Survivor” – a story that honestly made my jaw drop. After I recovered, I could only think of one question:

What in the world is Jimmy Johnson thinking?

It’s one thing to see someone like Pete Rose going around to card shows selling his signature for 40 bucks a pop. It’s another to see someone like Jose Canseco agreeing to box a 60-year-old man – and losing – at a minor league ballpark in Arkansas. It’s yet another to see someone like Stephon Marbury making bizarre, and at times creepy, web videos of himself and basically sabotaging his own NBA career to the point where he has little other choice but to play in China.

But it’s another thing to seeing one of the greatest coaches of my lifetime, if not of all-time and who is still highly respected in the sport – and, more importantly, is still gainfully employed – doing things like pushing male enhancement products and participating in reality television shows.

I honestly can’t figure it out. Is he desperate for attention? Is he going through a mid-life crisis, now that he’s 67 years old? It just doesn’t make any sense.

In the end, it’s simply disappointing to see a guy like Johnson doing these kinds of things.

It’s one thing to see people like Rose, Canseco and Marbury finding ways to embarrass themselves; that’s to be expected. It’s another thing to see someone like Johnson, who has no reason to put himself in that situation, doing the exact same thing.


Lane Kiffin’s Magical Mystery Tour heads to Southern California

January 13, 2010

How great must it be to be Lane Kiffin?

Less than 18 months ago, Al Davis was sitting in a press conference reading off a list of grievances against Kiffin after Davis had fired the then 32-year-old coach as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders. Among the chargers Davis leveled at Kiffin were that he was a “liar” and a “disgrace”.

Then, a few months later, Kiffin had been hired to succeed Phil Fulmer at Tennessee. He then hired his legendary father, Monte, to be his defensive coordinator, quickly assembled arguably the best coaching staff in college football and began competing with the top programs in the nation on the recruiting trail.

Now, just over a year later, Kiffin, after going 7-6, has jumped to one of the five best jobs in the country with his decision last night to become the head coach at Southern Cal.

And did I mention that he’s married to this woman?

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Carroll leaving USC shows his true colors

January 10, 2010

Pete Carroll has had a tremendous run of success at USC. In his nine seasons as head coach of the Trojans, Carroll compiled an incredible 97-19 record – good for an average of nearly 11 wins a year. USC won two national titles (and nearly won a third when they lost to Texas and Vince Young in the 2006 National Championship Game, arguably the greatest game ever played) and seven straight Pac-10 titles.

So why, after all of that success, after spending a decade as the king of Los Angeles, due to there being no NFL team in the nation’s second-largest media market, would Pete Carroll decide that now is the right time to move to the Seattle Seahawks as its new head coach

Some would argue that Carroll, who has two decades of NFL experience, simply wants to write a new legacy for himself in the pros after going 33-31 in four seasons as the head coach with the New York Jets and New England Patriots. Some would argue that his decade of dominance with USC leaves him with nothing to prove anymore in the college game. Some would argue that he wants a new challenge.

But, to me, this decision has nothing to do with any of those possible factors. Instead, I think Carroll is pulling a John Calipari – leaving just before a scandal that happened on his watch causes his program to be hit with sanctions.

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Fiesta Bowl matchup only unfair to Boise State, TCU

January 5, 2010

Boise State and TCU never should have had to play each other in last night’s Fiesta Bowl.

There’s no doubt that both teams deserved to be in BCS bowl games, as was evident in Boise’s 17-10 win, in what was a defensive war between two fantastic teams. But all that the Broncos and Horned Frogs will get from this game is people saying that they should have been playing in the Poinsettia Bowl again like they did last season.

By matching these two teams against each other, the BCS cartel of power conferences did exactly what it wanted – it created a game that could never live up to proper expectations, and continues the mythology that teams from outside the BCS conferences truly deserve a shot at the national championship.

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Florida needs to part ways with Urban Meyer

December 30, 2009

There is little doubt that Urban Meyer is among the greatest coaches in college football today. If any athletic director in the country could have any coach run his football program, Meyer arguably would be their top choice. He’s won two national championships in the past three years, and came within one game – the barn-burner SEC Championship Game loss to Alabama earlier this month – of having a shot at making it three straight national championships in a row.

But after watching the bizarre sequence of events that unfolded with him over the weekend – from his shocking announcement that he was resigning from Florida because of health issues Saturday afternoon, to his revealing interview with the New York Times’s Pete Thamel Saturday night, to his abrupt change of heart after watching his team practice Sunday morning, there is only one decision that Florida athletic director Jeremy Foley should make.

He should tell Urban Meyer that Florida will be looking for a new head coach following the Sugar Bowl.

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Grab bag: Celtics, Lakers, College football and “The Sports Machine”

December 24, 2009

The Boston Celtics have been labeled the front-runners by many experts to represent the Eastern Conference in the NBA Finals next June. But, in order to do so, the Celtics will have to be healthy throughout the playoffs.

Judging by the way the injuries are already beginning to pile up for the Celtics just a third of the way through the regular season, having everyone healthy and at peak performance throughout the playoffs seems like a fantasy, at best.

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Equation to Charlie’s dismissal a simple one

December 2, 2009

When Charlie Weis came to Notre Dame five years ago, he said that he’d be able to outscheme his opponents, clearly brimming with confidence after spending the previous few years working for Bill Belichick running New England’s offense and working with Tom Brady.

But with his firing Monday, Weis has to come to grips with a surprising fact about his time under the Golden Dome: it was, in fact, the failings of his coaching staff that caused him to have to find a new job.

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Oklahoma, Georgia, Virginia Tech should be commended, even in defeat

September 6, 2009

The first weekend in college football is always celebrated for finally bringing competitive football back to the American people for the first time since the Super Bowl in February. But, usually, the vast majority of the games on the sport’s first weekend are as competitive as Germany’s invasion of Poland, with the top teams generally scheduling cupcakes to guarantee a win and work out any kinks on both sides of the ball.

That idea was on display all across the country, from Gainesville, Fla. (Florida’s 62-3 win over Charleston Southern) to Austin, Texas (Texas’ 59-20 win over Louisiana-Monroe) to Los Angeles (USC’s 56-3 win over San Jose State). But in several instances throughout the country, and three in particular, teams did their best to schedule exciting, competitive games – proving they both weren’t afraid to test themselves against quality opposition and that they were willing to suffer the consequences if they didn’t play up to their capabilities.

And that is why Oklahoma, Georgia and Virginia Tech should all be celebrated for playing BYU, Oklahoma State and Alabama, respectively. Despite the fact that all three dropped to 0-1 – and may have been knocked out of the national title chase in the process because of the idiotic BCS – they need to be applauded for being willing to take on quality opponents instead of cupcakes.

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Meyer isn’t bigger than Florida’s history

May 13, 2009

Urban Meyer has had a great run as head coach of the Florida Gators. Through his first four years in Gainesville, Meyer has gone 44-9, including national championships in both 2006 and 2008. But with his recent comments in relation to Shane Matthews, Meyer has forgotten that Florida’s football program began long before he took over the program in the spring of 2005.

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Mountain West fighting impossible battle

March 5, 2009

Thank you, Mountain West Conference. For the first time, one of the bodies outside of college football’s Big Six has brought forward a working proposal for a playoff system in college football.

At the same time, MWC, good luck getting anything accomplished.

It is true to anyone who looks at the situation objectively that the only way to crown a true champion in college football is through a playoff on the field – the same way they do in every other division of college football, and the same way they do throughout the rest of collegiate athletics. You would be hard pressed to find a better example of this than this year’s Utah Utes. Despite going through the regular season undefeated (and being the only team in the nation to do so), the Utes had no realistic chance of finishing in one of the top two spots in last year’s BCS. After crushing SEC runner-up Alabama in the Sugar Bowl (practically an Alabama home game, by the way), they still finished second in both polls.

That led to this proposal from the MWC, one that would give schools like Utah the same kinds of opportunites that Florida and Oklahoma, the two teams that played in this year’s title game, get on a yearly basis. To any sane person, this makes perfect sense – who wouldn’t be interested in seeing a level-playing field for everyone in the sport? Unfortunately for fans of college football, university presidents, by and large, don’t tend to act like sane people.

So we find ourselves in this current situation, where roughly half the teams in college football’s top division control seemingly 95 percent of the power and revenues. This, of course, prevents the other half of the sport from ever getting close to them – a perfect spot for the haves and an untenable spot for the have-nots.

The galling thing about the situation is the potential benefits for everyone involved if a playoff format was instituted in college football. By having the first round of an eight-team playofff spread over New Year’s Day and Jan. 2, college football could have New Year’s Day games that truly matter once again – something many of the sport’s purists complain about now that the national championship game is played a week later. For the bowls themselves, which currently get one game a year, a playoff system would give them an opportunity to host multiple games and, in the process, rake in tons of money. Finally, and most importantly to the member schools themselves, they would each make a great deal more money. As big as the BCS has become, the money generated by a college football playoff would be astronomic.

But, in the end, as it has been for some time now, the real reason this isn’t going to happen is because of three factors, the same three factors that always seem to limit progress in college football: the Rose Bowl, the Big Ten and the Pac-10.

For years, these three groups have inexplicably dominated the college football landscape. To the detriment of the other four conferences – and the other three bowl games – these three have run roughshod over everyone else. The Rose Bowl gets the best time-slot each year, mid-afternoon on New Year’s Day, and the Big Ten and Pac-10, more often than not, find their ways into the game, even when they don’t deserve to be there (for example, Illinois in 2008).

Until the other bowls and conferences within the BCS structure stand up to these three and force them to work in the best interest of all parties involved, there is no chance that same group is going to help anyone currently on the outside looking in – like the MWC, and the other non-BCS conferences.

Hopefully that day comes soon. In the meantime, I won’t be holding my breath.